I've just had the most lovely delivery of dinner, courtesy of TLB and Mix. I'm working, but instead of having to eat crap cafe food I get to eat home made Pork Chop Noodles instead.



I'm so lucky! It's one of my favourite meals too, Mix learned to make it when he lived in Hong Kong.

I'm angry with the men on Big Brother, talking about which of the women in the house is available for them to fuck. I'm angry that they're not even talking about which one they'd like to fuck, or that they fancy. No, they're going through the women like a list working out which one they might be able to 'get some' from.

I'm angry with Big Brother for allowing lechy Jonathan to make Nicky feel uncomfortable. Isn't there something in the rules about sexual harrasment? Surely staring at someone's arse and tits all the time when they don't want you to counts?

Someone knocked on the door really loudly this morning, so I ran down and opened it even though I was in my dressing gown because I thought it might be birthday parcels or something.

When I opened it I saw two Jehovah's Witnesses. I must have looked so disappointed to see them that one of them said, "Oh sorry, I can see you're not dressed. We'll go away. Sorry to bother you." And then they left!

And I thought, since when has not being dressed put them off?

So ha. I can steer away even the most fervent of missionaries, simply by looking a bit miserable.

To go a long way is to go 'about a beard' in that direction. It's always used in response to a question about how far away something is.

To outlay a lot of money on something is to 'spend a car on it'.

This is a really good graphic showing the Gulf Stream and how it holds back the cool Labrador current.




The Gulf Stream is what will cool down if global warming happens. That means it will get much colder in the UK directly because it's getting warmer on the planet. Paradox, anyone?

According to the BBC, yesterday some 'youths' dropped a cat repeatedly from a 5th floor window and filmed it on their mobile phone. A sort of animal happy-slap. News story here, if you want to read more.

I don't understand how doing this sort of thing could possibly make anyone feel good, but it must have been 'fun' for them else they wouldn't have done it. Which means what? That they are so evil causing another creature pain doesn't affect them?

I don't really know what I'm trying to say here, other than I can't get my head around what compells a person to do such a vile thing in the name of comedy.

People are horrible sometimes. They really are.

A funny thing about the film Mr and Mrs Smith:
'The Tank' (geeky guy that everyone is trying to assasinate) is wearing a 'Fight Club' T-shirt in the scene where Brad Pitt (aka Mr Smith) is interrogating him in the hotel room.

Other things about the film Mr and Mrs Smith:
I'm not sure I feel entirely comfortable with the fighting-as-foreplay theme throughout the film and most especially when Mr and Mrs Smith are actively trying to kill each other, but then suddenly stop that and shag each others brains out instead.

"Hey, sorry about nearly breaking your arm."
"That's OK, Hon, grab my tit. I love you".

...for breakfast.

That's better than chocolates or roses, or 'dinner at a fancy restuarant' anyday.

I've decided to stop running SETI for a short while and instead take part in the BBC distributed computing worldwide experiment to try and predict climate change. You can download the experiment which runs on BOINC software made by the University of California, Berkeley (responsible for SETI) here and run this experiment in the background whilst you go about your daily computing.

It can also run as your screensaver if you want, and it's very interesting to look at.

The experiment ends in May, so I shall go back to searching for aliens then.