olulabelle ([info]olulabelle) wrote,
@ 2007-01-03 22:50:00
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Birthday parcels in the form of religion.
Someone knocked on the door really loudly this morning, so I ran down and opened it even though I was in my dressing gown because I thought it might be birthday parcels or something.

When I opened it I saw two Jehovah's Witnesses. I must have looked so disappointed to see them that one of them said, "Oh sorry, I can see you're not dressed. We'll go away. Sorry to bother you." And then they left!

And I thought, since when has not being dressed put them off?

So ha. I can steer away even the most fervent of missionaries, simply by looking a bit miserable.

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[info]janinazew
2007-01-04 12:49 am UTC (link)
IT'S LATE BUT HAPPEE BIRTHDEE

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Happy Birthday!
[info]kerrickadrian
2007-01-04 04:26 am UTC (link)
Possibly the most effective bit of witnessing those two have ever done... You mean I don't have to talk to you? There IS a god!

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[info]bitchiekittie
2007-01-04 01:30 pm UTC (link)
happy birthday!

I hope you did end up with some lovely birthday gifts, though. besides freeing yourself of that uncomfortable few minutes it normally takes to get rid of JWs!

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[info]zenith
2007-01-04 01:49 pm UTC (link)
Happy Birthday!

I'm sure, even though they are volunteers, that there must be some missionaries who are always looking for an excuse not to actually do any missioning. "Oh, phew, we can count that as a conversation, so that goes towards our quota..."

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[info]desika
2007-01-04 07:28 pm UTC (link)
Happy Birthday a day late!

It was lovely to meet you, too. Hope you got to feeling better.

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[info]ill_prezidante
2007-01-08 08:36 pm UTC (link)
Since I have developed the rather disgusting habit of getting up early and leaving the house swiftly, I no longer get to meet the JW's.

I really miss those guys, they were so much fun. Mormons on the Toronto subway had the capacity to be highly entertaining as well.

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SAME Thing hapened to me once
[info]shepjoe
2008-03-30 01:18 am UTC (link)
Me in my robe- I saw them coming form the window- so I rubbed my Penis with my hand just a little so it would peek out at them- I opened dthe door and said "HI" and my Penis presented it self- I slowy pushed it back into my bathrobe...they said the same exact thing that you posted

Someone told me that this was sexual harrassment. I disagree.

Hi im SHEPJOE and I stumbled upon your blog looking for CHAOS MAGICIANS

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